Ben Simmons on DPOY race vs Gobert: “I scored 42 on him and I’m not a scorer”

本-西蒙斯谈到自己和戈贝尔的最佳防守球员之争时说：“我不是个得分手，面对爵士都砍下了42分。”

The rare double insult

76人球迷：多么罕见的双重侮辱！

[–]KnicksBandwagonBrownsFan 2778 指標 13小時前

Lmaooooo this even funnier than “you talk a lot of shit for being ass”

尼克斯球迷：笑死我了，这个比“你说的都是屁话”要有趣多了。

Simmons vs Mitchell for ROY Simmons vs Gobert for DPOY

猛龙球迷：西蒙斯和米切尔抢完最佳新秀，又来和戈贝尔抢最佳防守球员。

[–]JazzBearRedWood 28 指標 13小時前

create DROY - problem solved!

爵士球迷：设一个年度最佳防守新秀，问题解决了！

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 782 指標 12小時前

Simmons vs Ingles for best Australian-raised player in the league

公牛球迷：他还要和英格尔斯抢NBA最佳澳大利亚球员。

[–]Heatdont_wear_a_C 77 指標 10小時前

best Australian-raised player in the league

Disrespeck for Dellavedova

热火球迷：你这是对德拉维多瓦的不尊重！

[–][SAS] Derrick WhiteTyranicross 5 指標 8小時前

Aron Baynes has entered the chat

马刺球迷：阿隆-贝恩斯加入了群聊。

[–]76ersWhiteNoiseReddit 8 指標 4小時前

I always root for the Australian team for Patty Mills lmao

76人球迷：我永远支持澳大利亚队的帕蒂-米尔斯，笑死我了。

[–]SpursSnooRobots944 64 指標 8小時前

FIBA Patty is different

马刺球迷：世界杯的米尔斯是完全不同的！

Didn't Kyrie also have an Australian passport?

欧文不是也有澳大利亚的护照吗？

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 117 指標 11小時前

Yeah, didn’t grow up there though, moved when he was 2.

公牛球迷：是的，但是欧文不在那长大，两岁就搬走了。

[–]SupersonicsTheHardwoodJournal 37 指標 9小時前

He has a passport for the universe and even then it does not hold him down. He's free to go wherever his consciousness allows.

超音速球迷：欧文有通往宇宙的护照，有没有护照什么的都不能束缚住他，他的意识允许他去任何地方。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsJohn_Lives 7 指標 6小時前

He is a sovereign citizen being

猛龙球迷：他是个有主权的公民生物。

[–]Jazzchrimewave 195 指標 13小時前

gobert doesnt even acknowledge simmons though

爵士球迷：戈贝尔都不把西蒙斯放在眼里。

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardMoltk 181 指標 12小時前

Coke don't acknowledge Pepsi

马刺莱昂纳德球迷：就像可口可乐不把百事可乐放在眼里一样。

Lmaooooo this Is better than kd saying I see these dudes getting DPOYS and in my head I’m just like that guy is an easy 30.

超音速球迷：笑死我了，这总比杜兰特说得要精彩：“那些拿到DPOY的家伙，在我看来我都能在他们头上轻松砍下30分。”

[–]Heatjbenson255 3315 指標 12小時前

It’s one thing coming from Simmons but coming from Kd you brush it off because he could give anybody 30 walking out of bed

热火球迷：这话要是西蒙斯说的就还行，要是杜兰特说那完全可以不用理他，因为他睡眼惺忪都可以在任何人头上轻松砍下30分。

[–][PHI] Eric Snowgustriandos 1589 指標 12小時前*

yeah there is basically no player in NBA history KD couldn't get 30 on without breaking a sweat

76人球迷：没错，NBA历史上应该找不出人，让杜兰特做不到不出汗砍下30分的。

[–]Memphis901Mak 38 指標 11小時前

Tony Allen has entered the chat

托尼-阿伦加入了聊天。

[–]Thundervforprez2 161 指標 12小時前

Tony Allen made him sweat a lil not gonna lie. But KD getting that 30

雷霆球迷：托尼-阿伦能防得杜兰特汗流浃背，这是真的，不过杜兰特也还是砍了30分。

[–]SpursSnuggleMuffin42 218 指標 12小時前

He really improved since though. In recent years he added the ingenuous move of turning to face your defender instead of backing them up, looking straight in their eye and rising to shoot over their head like they're not there.

马刺球迷：杜兰特从那以后也变强了很多，近几年他还开发了一种天马行空的动作：持球面对着防守人而不是背打，直勾勾地盯着防守人眼镜，然后直接拔起投篮，就跟面前没人防守一样。

[–]Thundervforprez2 124 指標 12小時前

Yeah this is facts. Personally really love watching dudes operate in the mid range. It's more aesthetically pleasing to me than constantly pulling from 3

雷霆球迷：事实，我个人更喜欢看杜兰特在中距离秀操作，比起不断在外线拔三分更让我觉得有美感。

[–]Raptorsjheezecheezewheeze 6 指標 10小時前

Everyone chucks threes, whereas the only dudes shooting mid ranges are really really really good at it

猛龙球迷：所有人都在投三分，但只有那些还能投中距离的家伙，才是真的擅长三分！

[–]BruceCheney 68 指標 12小時前*

Chucking threes is generally real ugly imo unless you're one of two three dudes in the league

Edit: forgot about Klay and now I'm sad

在我看来，一直投三分的比赛真的很丑陋，除非你是那两个人之一。哦不，是三个，我忘了克莱，他受伤了真让人伤心。

[–]1121113 69 指標 10小時前

Let me guess - unless you're Joakim Noah or Shawn Marion?

让我猜猜，你想说的是，除非你是乔金-诺阿或者肖恩-马里昂？

[–]76ersvin1223 37 指標 10小時前

He means Ben Simmons and Dwight

76人球迷：他说的是本-西蒙斯和霍华德。

[–]GrizzliesAlmightyTDRJ 4186 指標 12小時前33

If I was in the league I guarantee he wouldn’t even drop 15 on me ??‍♂️

灰熊球迷：如果我能进NBA，我敢保证杜兰特没办法在我头上砍下15分。

[–][CHO] Kemba Walkermultiple4 341 指標 11小時前

Same here. I'd be playing right bench all game. Can't score on me if I'm not on the court

黄蜂球迷：我也行！我会一直坐在板凳席上，只要我不上场，杜兰特就没有办法在我头上砍分。

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 109 指標 11小時前

Until KD drag yo ass to the court

猛龙球迷：除非杜兰特拖着你的屁股，把你拽上场去。

[–]NBAkingka 11 指標 7小時前

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Found footage

找到证据了！↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

[–]The_Dok33 147 指標 10小時前

KD walking up to your coach: Yo coach, get his ass on the floor, or I'll score 60 on the guy you got out there.

Coach: suit up, rather get 30 on your head.

杜兰特走到你的教练跟前对他说：“哟教练，把那家伙放上场吧，不然我就在你们头上砍60分.”

教练转过头对你说：“换衣服吧，还是在你头上砍30分比较划来。”

[–]TehNoff 28 指標 6小時前

To hell with that, I'm fouling out!

“见鬼去吧！老子要犯满离场！”

[–]HeatSteelkatanas 22 指標 10小時前

Just bounce the ball high for the quick ejection, ez pz

你只需要用力把球高高地弹起，你马上就会被驱逐了，轻松。

Same. You can't score on me if I'm hiding in the opposite corner

76人球迷：我也可以，只要我躲在无人半场的底角，杜兰特也不可能在我头上得分。

[–][POR] Nicolas BatumHumblerbee 127 指標 12小時前

Acting like you’re too fast for KD to catch yo ass and sprint over to pull up on your head anyway.

开拓者球迷：你这说的好像杜兰特跑得没你快，没办法追上你，把你头拽过来直接干拔一样。

[–]NBATheAmbitious1 47 指標 11小時前

LMAO at the thought of KD chasing you just to shoot over you

哈哈哈哈，一想到杜兰特全场追着你就为了在你头上投篮，我就想笑。

[–]alek_is_the_best 65 指標 12小時前

Yeah well I'm gonna fake an injury and ask the coach to take me out of the game. What you gonna do now?

行，那我就诈伤，让教练把我换下去，我看你还能怎么办！

Can’t score 30 if I foul out instantly

只要我第一时间下手犯规，杜兰特就砍不到30分。

[–]HeatLieutenantDave 5 指標 10小時前

No but he can get 24 if you keep fouling him on made 3s.

热火球迷：的确如此，如果你一直对他三分犯规的话，理论上他最多只能砍下24分。

[–]cuttino_mowgli 35 指標 11小時前

Only KD can stop KD. Remember when Pat Bev was dubbed as the KD stopper? Then the next game KD drops 38 because KD can

只有杜兰特才能限制杜兰特，记得当时贝弗利声称自己能限制杜兰特，结果第二场比赛杜兰特就在他头上砍了38分，这就是杜兰特。

Have any NBA players given Gobert his props? Lmao

湖人球迷：有哪位NBA球员支持戈贝尔拿DPOY吗？笑死我了！

[–][WAS] Gilbert ArenasSer_Lebron_Targaryen 541 指標 12小時前

Not really, people seem to not really care for the fella.

奇才球迷：一个都没，人们好像都不怎么关心这个家伙。

[–]mikeest 224 指標 14小時前

Someone explain to me why Gobert seems so disliked.

有人能给我解释一下为什么戈贝尔那么不受欢迎。

[–]ffuryan 111 指標 13小時前

Players just don't respect him, probably don't think he's as good as some of his accolades are

球员都不尊重他，可能不认为他的实力有各种荣誉看起来那么强。

[–]JazzLawrenceOfTheLabia 180 指標 13小時前

Oh the players in general respect the fuck out of him. Watch how many players start a drive to the hoop and then nope the fuck out of there when they see Gobert.

爵士球迷：哦不，球员们都很尊重他。看看有多少球员冲向篮筐后看到戈贝尔，然后就TM的转身离开了。

[–]fvertk 128 指標 13小時前

They respect Gobert with their actions during a game, but not so much to the press.

他们只是行动上尊重戈贝尔，而不是面对媒体时尊重。

[–]Nosalis2 101 指標 13小時前

I haven't seen a more disrespected elite player in my life. Media, fans, players, no one seems to respect him.

我从来没见过比戈贝尔还不受尊重的精英球员了，媒体、球迷、球员，好像大家都不尊重他。

lmao I dont even agree with Ben on this issue but this is hilarious

76人球迷：笑死我了，我甚至都不赞同西蒙斯的观点，这就是在搞笑。

[–]ReasonableCup604 533 指標 12小時前

I hate players campaigning for awards. But, it is a very funny line, and also a decent argument.

我讨厌看到球员争抢这些奖项，但是西蒙斯这句话的确很有意思，也算得上一个论点。

[–][PHI] Eric Snowgustriandos 361 指標 12小時前

Exactly. Saying “hell, even I can score on him” is objectively funny

76人球迷：没错，尤其这句“连我都能在他头上砍分”太搞笑了。

[–][GSW] Andre IguodalaOperation_Ivysaur 75 指標 12小時前

I don't blame the guy, sometimes the awards have contract implications lol

勇士球迷：我理解西蒙斯的行为，毕竟有时候这些奖项和他们的合同挂钩，哈哈哈哈。

It’s really not a great argument though he dropped 42 in a 10 point loss lmao

But I am absolutely here for the shit talk

76人球迷：西蒙斯虽然得了42分，但是76人以10分分差输了比赛，所以讨论这个并不光彩，笑死我了。不过，我也是来讨论这个的。

[–]WarriorsKlayIsTheBest 42 指標 11小時前

Which makes you wonder if that was Utah's game plan lmao

勇士球迷：这让你不禁去怀疑，放西蒙斯得分是不是爵士的比赛计划，哈哈哈哈。

[–]JazzXamius 71 指標 10小時前 

Gobert wasn't even guarding him most of the game

爵士球迷：甚至比赛里大部分时间，都不是戈贝尔防的西蒙斯。

[–]JazzBoardManGetsLaid 82 指標 12小時前

Only 9 of those 42 points were directly against Gobert

爵士球迷：42分里只有9分是迎着戈贝尔的防守拿到的。

[–]LakersStudioSixtyFour 144 指標 11小時前

If it was 9 points, that means some free throws were included given Simmons took no 3PT attempts in the game.

湖人球迷：如果是9分的话，那就肯定把罚球算进去了，因为西蒙斯不会投三分。

[–]JazzPLZ_N_THKS 67 指標 10小時前

It does. He was 3/7 from the field and 3/4 from the line when guarded by Gobert.

爵士球迷：还真是，由戈贝尔防守的时候，西蒙斯投篮7投3中罚球4投3中，刚好9分。

[–]SunsKor_Binary 16 指標 10小時前

Lmao

太阳球迷：笑死我了。

He is the DPOY. He even guards his own shot.

超音速球迷：西蒙斯就是DPOY，他甚至连自己的投篮都能防下来。

Rudy gobert when guarding Embiid and Simmons in their 40 point games.

Simmons: 9 PTS, 3/7 0/0 3PT, 42%

Embiid: 17 PTS 8/18 1/4 3PT, 44%

超音速球迷：西蒙斯砍40分的比赛里，西蒙斯和恩比德面对戈贝尔防守时的表现：西蒙斯9分，7投3中三分0投0中，命中率42%；恩比德17分，18投8中三分4中1，命中率44%。

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