Kevin Durant has more tweets on Twitter than career points in the nba. not bashing him just thought it was funny.

凯文-杜兰特在推特上发布的推特数量比他在NBA的生涯总得分还多，没有黑他的意思就是单纯觉得好笑。

杜兰特生涯总得分为23561分，而他发布了24200条推特，杜兰特时NBA最棒的推特键盘侠，哈哈哈哈，我喜欢。

How the fuck does he have 24200 tweets?

雄鹿球迷：他TM怎么发了24200条推特？？

[–]lostrager[S] 4494 指標 13小時前

A lot of free time

闲得淡疼呗

[–]TrouserGoose 37 指標 13小時前

Bro he gets up at 9:00 every morning fym free time?

哥们，杜兰特每天早上九点就起床了，你TM说他闲得淡疼？

[–]Nbathrowaway88 30 指標 12小時前

Found KD’s burner...?‍♂️

逮到杜兰特的小号了……

[–]His-Dad-Sucked-Tho 2204 指標 13小時前

A lot of paid promotions

很多打广告的推特

[–]LakersRyanGreenOnMyCock 1753 指標 12小時前

A lot of retweets, a lot of just quoting a tweet, a lot of just tweeting a couple laughing emojis at something. And back in the day twitter was a lot different, I wonder if you can see like tweets by year or something.

湖人球迷：很多转发、引用，还有很多就是因为一些事发了几个大笑表情，以前的推特和现在很不一样，你可以考虑按年份去筛选一下。

[–]24jerseymeathook 1343 指標 12小時前

His infamous Drink her bathwater tweet

臭名昭著的喝洗澡水推特永远的神！

[–]CelticsJiggzSawPanda 288 指標 10小時前

Erykah Badu thicker than a Kindergarten pencil is the funniest one, can't change my mind.

凯尔特人球迷：我敢肯定，最有趣的推特是“Erykah Badu（女歌手）比幼儿园的铅笔要粗多了！”

[–]Bullsfalconrider 100 指標 7小時前

Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good-KD

公牛球迷：“正妹你看起来像是培根鸡蛋三明治，真可口！”请求一战！

[–]Kingsdelamerica93 13 指標 8小時前

Did he really fuckin say that lmao

国王球迷：杜兰特真TM这么说了吗？笑死我了！

[–]Minneapolis Lakerstbrownsc07 22 指標 7小時前

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/87365149207441408?s=20

湖人球迷：↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

[–]U2cuz69 708 指標 12小時前

dude is def the NBA Twitter/social media GOAT. Wish he didn't use those burners to talk shit and did it from his main account would've been legendary.

杜兰特绝对算得上是NBA里推特和社交媒体上的历史最佳，要是他没有用那些小号喷垃圾话全用大号的话，那他已经是名传奇人物了。

[–]Rumple4skiin 222 指標 12小時前

nah shaq is. shaq's tweets from 2009-2012 should be hung in a museum.

不不不，奥尼尔才是，他从2009到2012年发布的推特应该挂在博物馆里收藏。

[–]get-cucked-old-man 434 指標 12小時前

Not the social media goat it you talk shit using burners imo

在我看来，用小号喷垃圾话的人不配称作社交媒体历史最佳。

[–]Yacht ClubPleasant_Interaction 149 指標 12小時前

You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think other public figures have burners lol. They just aren’t as careless with them

如果你认为其他公众人物都不用小号的话，那就是在自欺欺人，哈哈哈，他们只是没有杜兰特那么粗心罢了。

[–][LAL] Shaquille O'Nealspaceman-spiffy 285 指標 12小時前

Jordan would NEVER

湖人奥尼尔球迷：乔丹从来不用小号！

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 73 指標 12小時前

I wonder what Rodman's tweets would've looked like.

雷霆亚当斯球迷：我很好奇罗德曼会发什么样的推特。

[–]ButterflyBloodlust 118 指標 12小時前

Rodman had strippers better things to do than shit talk on twitter.

罗德曼有脱衣舞娘更重要的事情做，不会在推特上敲键盘。

[–]RocketsDaroo425 85 指標 11小時前

how many tweets you think he has total including the burners? might pass Kareem's record

火箭球迷：你觉得算上杜兰特小号发的，他一共发布过多少条推特？可能会超过贾巴尔的得分纪录。

[–]Spurselsinore11 41 指標 11小時前

If we can include ABA stats, we can include burner account numbers.

马刺球迷：如果得分纪录把ABA联盟的得分也算上，那我们也能把杜兰特的小号算上。

Yeah, honestly KD doesn't seem like the type of guy who has anything very interesting going on besides basketball.

骑士球迷：老实讲，杜兰特看起来不像是那种除了篮球还有其他爱好的人。

[–]throwawaytothetenth 231 指標 12小時前

And there's nothing wrong with that.

Although social media use probably isn't the healthiest outlet to spend free time.

没毛病老铁，尽管泡在社交媒体上可能不是打发闲暇时间的最健康方式。

[–]TimberwolvesTdotGdot 63 指標 12小時前

agree on both accounts! kd is the truth at hoops so that's all love, but maybe read a book homie!

森林狼球迷：同意，杜兰特是球场上的真理，这是我们喜欢他的原因，但是也许他该多读点书。

[–]TimberwolvesTdotGdot 80 指標 12小時前

I bet a lot of athletes, or hell, famous people, live less interesting lives outside of their main career than we'd expect. honestly, that level of success and fame probably takes so much energy day to day, it's not like you have a ton of extra energy to read up on economics or tend to a garden. just chill and play vids and tweet

森林狼球迷：我敢打赌，许多的运动员或者名人，在他们的主要职业之外过着比我们想象中更加无聊的生活。他们的成功和名声需要每天花费很多精力维持，并没有多少时间再去读读经济学或打理花园，他们只有看看视频发发推特放松放松。

[–]KnicksElllGeeEmm 36 指標 12小時前

Ehh. One of the nice things about money is it can buy you more free time, and pay for other people to take care of shit you find stressful, leaving you far more time and energy than people who need to work OT every week to pay their bills.

尼克斯球迷：额，我觉得有钱不错的一点是可以买来更多的空闲时间，花钱让别人处理那些你觉得麻烦的屁事，比那些每周不得不加班工作还贷款的人多出来不少时间和精力。

If this is true, then based off some quick math based on the fact that KD joined Twitter in 2009:KD tweets 2016 times a year, 168 times a month, and about 6 times a day This man has been averaging 6 tweets a day for the past 12 years. That's crazy.

湖人球迷：如果杜兰特真发了24200条推特，假设杜兰特2009年开始用推特，我们来速算一下。他一年要发2016天推特，一个月168条，一天大约发6条。过去的12年里，杜兰特平均每天发了6条推特，真疯狂。

[–]Choccybizzle 178 指標 12小時前

Yeah but what’s his tweets per 36?

行，不过我想知道换算成每36分钟的数据。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsKyleLowryForPres 697 指標 13小時前*

He made his account April 28, 2009, this was 6,290,844 minutes ago. 24200 tweets / 6,290,844minutes * 36 is just 0.1385 Tweets per 36

猛龙球迷：杜兰特2009年4月28日创建的账户，现在已经过去了6290844分钟。拿24200条推特除以6290844分钟再乘36，得到每36分钟发0.1385条推特。

[–][MIL] Khris MiddletonBig_Ol_Johnson 34 指標 12小時前

Thats still pretty wild lol

雄鹿米德尔顿球迷：看起来仍然很疯狂！哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]jmiller3623 340 指標 13小時前

You should subtract 8 hours per day to account for sleep

你需要减去每天八小时杜兰特睡觉的时间。

[–]1X3oZCfhKej34h 15 指標 12小時前

The best tweeters of all time don't sleep. You think Trump sleeps? Hell no he does a bunch of Addy and tweets in all caps at 4am!

有史以来的推特之王是不用睡觉的！你觉得特朗普会睡觉吗？当然不会，凌晨四点还会在疯狂敲键盘！

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsKyleLowryForPres 509 指標 13小時前

That would be around 4194240 minutes, and would yield him a whopping 0.2077 Tweets per 36

猛龙球迷：那去掉睡眠时间估计还剩4194140分钟，每36分钟产出0.2077条推特。

[–]Ian-FTW 43 指標 12小時前

So roughly one tweet every 2 hours and 54 minutes that KD's awake.

所以杜兰特醒着的时候，大约每2小时54分钟就会发一条推特。

[–]Nuggetsjimithelizardking 13 指標 9小時前

Just enough time to tweet before and after a game

掘金球迷：刚好够打一场比赛了，赛前赛后各发一条。

[–]Dumbreference 20 指標 10小時前

And that doesn't even take into account his alts, his true tweets per 36 are probably at least 2.2, truly insane numbers.

这还没算进去他的小号，真实的数据可能每36分钟发2.2条推特，不可思议的数字。

Hes been tweeting since college

凯尔特人隆多球迷：杜兰特从上大学就开始发推特了。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsAnal_Iverson 90 指標 12小時前

This is also not counting his burners lmao

猛龙球迷：这还没把他的小号给算进去。

[–]crouching_manatee 10 指標 11小時前

Including Burners and we're getting up into the 40Ks

小号算进去，估计能达到40000条推特。

I mean he’s had twitter 12 years, factoring in retweets and stuff it’s not crazy at all

火箭球迷：杜兰特12年的推特老用户，还把转发等其他的也算进去了，这个数字一点都不夸张。

[–]Lakerscjsrhkcjs 461 指標 14小時前

that's still 5.5 tweets per day for 12 years so pretty gnarly activity

湖人球迷：12年平均每天发5.5条，这还不够活跃吗？

[–]RocketsbyRockets 284 指標 14小時前

You can get off 6 tweets while taking a shit in the morning

火箭球迷：如果你愿意的话，每天早上蹲坑的功夫就能发6条。

[–]ZenMon88 12 指標 13小時前

Imagine his DMs LOL. His mornings must be spicy

想象一下他的私信内容吧，哈哈哈，杜兰特的早上肯定很火爆。

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[–]ZenMon88 6 指標 13小時前

Remember KD said he's like one of us? He ain't lying.

还记得杜兰特说过自己和我们一样吗？他并没有说谎。

Do you guys think KD browses r/nba?

猛龙球迷：你们觉得杜兰特也会逛比特直播吗？

[–]RaptorsDecilllion 2078 指標 14小時前

He is definitely in this thread.

猛龙球迷：他肯定藏在这个帖子里！

[–]Lakersjono9898 1720 指標 12小時前2

I think KD is great and I also think that he is right now in the gym practicing, not wasting time on Reddit like you losers

-Sent from KD35 IPhone

湖人球迷：我认为杜兰特很棒，我还认为他现在应该在体育馆训练，而不是像你们这群失败者一样在吧里浪费时间。——来自杜兰特的苹果手机

[–]Timberwolvesdaribro17 2461 指標 13小時前*4& 6 more

Hell no he doesn’t use this stupid ass site. He’s one of the greatest NBA players of all time and you think I have time for y’all?

森林狼球迷：当然不会，杜兰特才不会逛这种破网站呢。他是NBA历史上最伟大的球员之一，你们是觉得我有时间陪你们吗？

[–]SunsBook_is_the_Goat 452 指標 13小時前

Damn KD nice disguise with the wolves flair

该死的，杜兰特还用森林狼球迷来伪装自己，真棒啊。

[–]Lakersparwa 209 指標 13小時前

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard

湖人球迷：你他么笑死我了，哈哈哈哈！

KD and teenagers on Twitter is the greatest rivalry in NBA history

凯尔特人球迷：杜兰特和推特上的青少年是NBA历史上最伟大的对手。

[–]CumInAnimals 131 指標 10小時前

Name a more dynamic duo, lol

能找出比他们更活跃的双人组吗？哈哈哈哈。

[–]Lakersjono9898 46 指標 9小時前

Shaq: “I don’t know why you asking Chuck about playoff experience, Kenneh, he has none.”

Chuck: “I’d have 4 rings too if I was carried by 2 of the best SG of all time.”

The same argument every single time.

湖人球迷：奥尼尔：“肯尼，我不知道你为什么问巴克利季后赛经验，他连戒指都没有。”

巴克利：“如果我有两位历史前二的得分后卫Carry我，我也能拿到4枚戒指。”

他们俩每一次都是这么争执。

[–]BLKush22 4 指標 9小時前

Wow I was so into the comments I missed buddies user name

哇，我看评论看得太High了，连我小伙伴的ID都没注意到。

Twitter doesn’t have an offseason

推特没有休赛期！

[–]Vic_Vinager 71 指標 13小時前

Also don't know of any twitter-ending injuries

也不存在推特报销的伤病！

[–]aceholio404 189 指標 13小時前

Trump got one

特朗普的推特赛季报销了！

[–]RaptorsGunmy_Knight 14 指標 12小時前

LMAO

猛龙球迷：笑死我了！

Do you know, who has also more tweets on twitter than career points in the nba? me.

你们知道还有谁达成了和杜兰特一样推特数大于生涯得分的成就吗？我！

I think Kawhi Leonard has something like 3 tweets ever haha

我猜卡哇伊-莱昂纳德大概只有3条推特吧，哈哈哈哈。

I was gonna shit on him for spending so much time on something dumb like twitter but honestly I'm always scrolling reddit so who the fuck am I. God only knows how many hours I've used this hellhole

我本来是想进来骂杜兰特花那么多时间在推特上就走，结果我逛这个帖子逛到现在，所以我TM在干什么，鬼知道我在这个帖子里耗费了多长的时间。

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